On the 24th of April, Government workers were observed spraying a suspicious substance on the verges of Capri.
Residents have speculated that they used Bill Gates’s favorite chemical, Glyphosate in an effort to kill off the overgrown vegetation.
We pretty much eat this stuff all the time in our food supply but I wouldn’t plan on rolling in the grass. It would probably be a good idea not to let your pets eat the grass ether.
Remember to always wash your food or the Glyphosate will turn you into a fem-boy!
